








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 854 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2642 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3598 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1582 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,267 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | MrMcc | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Pief Chen | 52% | 136 |
| #4 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | DR3B | 52% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MrMcc | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Pief Chen | 52% | 136 |
| #4 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | DR3B | 52% | 83 |
| #6 | йорт | 49% | 373 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | йорт | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Pief Chen | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | DR3B | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | MrMcc | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | йорт | 474 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #2 | DR3B | 154 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | 139 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pief Chen | 108 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | 96 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓗𝓨𝓟𝓝𝓞 | +4.50 | 46 | 74 |
| #2 | MrMcc | +2.62 | 38 | 43 |
| #3 | DR3B | +1.05 | 42 | 40 |
| #4 | ROBSTERLOBSTER | +0.29 | 25 | 39 |
| #5 | Kyro | +0.23 | 34 | 40 |





