








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 6% |
| Smokes | 688 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 488 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 954 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,948 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ˚·. ♛ Stinktier ♛ .·˚ | 34% | 32 |
| #7 | Woelkchen | 31% | 16 |
| #8 | cortisolmaxxer | 31% | 13 |
| #9 | COUNTER-SMOKE | 29% | 17 |
| #10 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 5 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | ˚·. ♛ Stinktier ♛ .·˚ | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Saft | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | oloha | 2 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | COUNTER-SMOKE | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GermanMushroom3 | +2.65 | 80 | 18 |
| #2 | Saft | +1.27 | 77 | 31 |
| #3 | z.flaze | +0.63 | 21 | 36 |
| #4 | cortisolmaxxer | +0.05 | 51 | 63 |
| #5 | emmer urkorn* | -1.54 | 19 | 29 |





