








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 482 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5204 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6670 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6436 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6314 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,494 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 823 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CheddarWrld | 55% | 212 |
| #6 | 𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖌𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 55% | 51 |
| #7 | HurgleDurgle | 55% | 295 |
| #8 | vegan hater2 | 54% | 57 |
| #9 | Beasty | 53% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HurgleDurgle | 36 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | . | 34 | 0.0216 |
| #3 | CheddarWrld | 32 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Bang | 31 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Zephyria | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HurgleDurgle | 602 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | CheddarWrld | 310 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bang | 294 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Beasty | 179 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖌𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squimshie | +3.53 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | . | +2.65 | 74 | 23 |
| #3 | Bang | +1.17 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | HurgleDurgle | -0.34 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | vegan hater2 | -0.87 | 62 | 39 |





