








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 28% |
| Smokes | 347 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 541 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $371,032 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 400ping | 17 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | LilJyrka CS.PRO | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | SaSS | 7 | 0.0230 |
| #4 | foxik | 6 | 0.0160 |
| #5 | LOREX? | 6 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOREX? | +11.63 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | mjau. | +10.90 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | fyzz 步 | +4.38 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | 400ping | +2.95 | 23 | 25 |
| #5 | LilJyrka CS.PRO | +0.87 | 31 | 43 |





