








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




166 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4843 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2329 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1986 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1629 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,558,443 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mjau. | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | 400ping | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | LilJyrka CS.PRO | 51% | 75 |
| #4 | SaSS | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | KitKat | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaXa | +8.22 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | mjau. | +5.85 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | KitKat | +2.76 | 70 | 15 |
| #4 | eXo | +1.86 | 46 | 52 |
| #5 | fyzz 步 | +1.06 | 50 | 56 |





