








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2467 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1871 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2406 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2075 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,488 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasztelansiu | 45% | 211 |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 44% | 147 |
| #3 | Fja.22lr | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | fleakyy | 25% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasztelansiu | 45% | 211 |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 44% | 147 |
| #3 | Fja.22lr | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | fleakyy | 25% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasztelansiu | 44 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 39 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | fleakyy | 14 | 0.0209 |
| #4 | Fja.22lr | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasztelansiu | 199 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 184 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fja.22lr | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | fleakyy | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john | +1.29 | 50 | 35 |
| #2 | Kasztelansiu | +0.33 | 36 | 49 |
| #3 | Fja.22lr | -1.00 | 46 | 41 |
| #4 | silver angel with a gun | -1.76 | 31 | 39 |
| #5 | fleakyy | -1.86 | 44 | 42 |





