








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 657 matches | ||
| Wingman | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




252 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5203 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4625 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6094 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4155 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,511,927 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john | 45% | 211 |
| #2 | Fja.22lr | 43% | 146 |
| #3 | staszek igraszek | 40% | 225 |
| #4 | silver angel with a gun | 40% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john | 45% | 211 |
| #2 | Fja.22lr | 43% | 146 |
| #3 | staszek igraszek | 40% | 225 |
| #4 | silver angel with a gun | 40% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staszek igraszek | 123 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 88 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Fja.22lr | 25 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | john | 17 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staszek igraszek | 724 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | silver angel with a gun | 583 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | john | 187 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fja.22lr | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staszek igraszek | +4.97 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | john | +1.91 | 50 | 31 |
| #3 | Kasztelansiu | -0.13 | 30 | 50 |
| #4 | Fja.22lr | -0.66 | 39 | 32 |
| #5 | silver angel with a gun | -1.77 | 22 | 50 |





