








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2798 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1409 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2183 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 950 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,271 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oktimus praim | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | タネル | 59% | 93 |
| #3 | ArtFinder | KYS | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Oliver Mängib | 52% | 83 |
| #5 | Coldmonster66 | 48% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | タネル | 32 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | Coldmonster66 | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Oliver Mängib | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Rtx_bro | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Oktimus praim | 8 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | タネル | +4.15 | 73 | 31 |
| #2 | Coldmonster66 | +1.62 | 43 | 57 |
| #3 | OrjaKool | +1.42 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | Oktimus praim | +0.53 | 32 | 28 |
| #5 | Rtx_bro | -0.48 | 29 | 43 |





