








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 621 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5062 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5586 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4675 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2489 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,011,672 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 984 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | タネル | 52% | 117 |
| #2 | OrjaKool | 48% | 119 |
| #3 | Rtx_bro | 44% | 319 |
| #4 | Oliver Mängib | 42% | 205 |
| #5 | Oktimus praim | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Oliver Mängib | 42% | 205 |
| #5 | Oktimus praim | 41% | 63 |
| #6 | Mia | 41% | 143 |
| #7 | Enderdrag6ma | 38% | 58 |
| #8 | F1nnie | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | タネル | 24 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Oliver Mängib | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | F1nnie | 21 | 0.0219 |
| #4 | Rtx_bro | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Oktimus praim | 13 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rtx_bro | 585 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | OrjaKool | 364 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | タネル | 114 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Enderdrag6ma | 107 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | F1nnie | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1nnie | +10.11 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | タネル | +3.13 | 67 | 30 |
| #3 | Coldmonster66 | +1.05 | 42 | 51 |
| #4 | OrjaKool | -0.37 | 41 | 51 |
| #5 | Rtx_bro | -0.87 | 27 | 46 |





