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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2008 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1132 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1085 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,228 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikon88 | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | Tolószék CS.PRO win.skin | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | PASSERATTI | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Zokie | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Vendetta | 45% | 51 |
| #8 | ★SneakySniper★🅷🆄🅽 | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | Pasha FOREVER | 40% | 55 |
| #10 | wrc.c0bra | 35% | 17 |
| #11 | erikkiller | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zokie | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | PASSERATTI | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Vendetta | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | wrc.c0bra | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Pasha FOREVER | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PASSERATTI | +5.61 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | Zokie | +2.85 | 52 | 58 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | +2.59 | 25 | 67 |
| #4 | wrc.c0bra | +0.97 | 22 | 64 |
| #5 | Vendetta | -0.19 | 33 | 62 |





