








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2601 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1379 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2384 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,895 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | 53% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | 53% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | 21 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ElvislikePine38 | 12 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | 189 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | ElvislikePine38 | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | +7.19 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | | +2.54 | 44 | 41 |
| #3 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | -0.77 | 39 | 20 |





