








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1229 | 43% |
| Smokes | 317 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 588 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,317 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | | 53% | 313 |
| #3 | kat | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | MrBenjiVT | 26% | 39 |
| #5 | MrsJessTV | 24% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | | 53% | 313 |
| #3 | kat | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | MrBenjiVT | 26% | 39 |
| #5 | MrsJessTV | 24% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ElvislikePine38 | 17 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | MrsJessTV | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | kat | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 386 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | ElvislikePine38 | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | kat | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | MrsJessTV | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | MrBenjiVT | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElvislikePine38 | +6.48 | 72 | 44 |
| #2 | | +2.16 | 40 | 41 |
| #3 | Hyundai Ioniq 5 | -0.90 | 39 | 21 |
| #4 | kat | -1.96 | 41 | 35 |
| #5 | MrBenjiVT | -7.49 | 9 | 8 |





