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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 235 | 13% |
| Smokes | 556 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 491 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 556 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,991 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1spy ✔ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | NOT MrMaestro | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1spy ✔ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | NOT MrMaestro | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOT MrMaestro | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | kr1spy ✔ | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | NOT MrMaestro | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1spy ✔ | +2.97 | 82 | 42 |
| #2 | My bad | +2.74 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | +1.77 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | NOT MrMaestro | -2.74 | 29 | 30 |





