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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 542 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2027 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1786 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2137 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,448,946 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 64% | 88 |
| #2 | kr1spy ✔ | 62% | 188 |
| #3 | ragukirito | 59% | 372 |
| #4 | My bad | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 64% | 88 |
| #2 | kr1spy ✔ | 62% | 188 |
| #3 | ragukirito | 59% | 372 |
| #4 | My bad | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragukirito | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | My bad | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragukirito | 362 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | kr1spy ✔ | 276 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | 229 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | My bad | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1spy ✔ | +5.23 | 82 | 39 |
| #2 | ꧁༒• K R A T O $ | +3.48 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | ragukirito | +3.41 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | My bad | +2.50 | 80 | 48 |
| #5 | NOT MrMaestro | -1.27 | 32 | 29 |





