








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2022 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3270 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2426 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,602 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amisniper | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Jokinenn | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | riksa | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | beazil | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | Snapu | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amisniper | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Jokinenn | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | riksa | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | beazil | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | Snapu | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beazil | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Jokinenn | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Snapu | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Amisniper | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokinenn | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Amisniper | 93 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Snapu | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | beazil | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | riksa | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Napu | +1.51 | 59 | 48 |
| #2 | Jokinenn | +0.94 | 34 | 48 |
| #3 | Snapu | -0.92 | 39 | 39 |
| #4 | beazil | -0.99 | 28 | 65 |
| #5 | Amisniper | -3.21 | 34 | 40 |





