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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1612 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1065 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,647,052 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niNjack | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Alien | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Cheppi | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | [AiR] Denny | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | chill | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Alien | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Cheppi | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | [AiR] Denny | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | chill | 45% | 60 |
| #6 | Der Monopoly Mann | 40% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alien | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | chill | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Der Monopoly Mann | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | [AiR] Denny | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Cheppi | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chill | 169 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Cheppi | 137 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Der Monopoly Mann | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | niNjack | 94 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | [AiR] Denny | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheppi | +3.13 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | [AiR] Denny | +2.23 | 45 | 29 |
| #3 | Alien | +0.72 | 42 | 15 |
| #4 | chill | -0.68 | 24 | 50 |
| #5 | Sonic The Hedgehog☺♥☺SKINS | -1.51 | 34 | 40 |





