








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1569 | 41% |
| Smokes | 457 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 938 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 893 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,459 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frawin | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Awfred2 | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | jan. | 49% | 382 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frawin | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Awfred2 | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | jan. | 49% | 382 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jan. | 107 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Awfred2 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jan. | 2680 | 0.36 | 58 min |
| #2 | Frawin | 95 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Awfred2 | 68 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jan. | +5.51 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | Frawin | +5.41 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Awfred2 | -2.38 | 63 | 44 |
| #4 | t.tv/Sparkyyy32 | -4.18 | 49 | 24 |





