








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1004 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 478 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 677 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,827 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | exitinG | 67% | 132 |
| #3 | -Mauli. | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | Emsy | 64% | 78 |
| #5 | FreeZ | 63% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | PePe on LSD | 57% | 49 |
| #9 | iboprofaxe | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | t1mseN | 36% | 25 |
| #11 | sammyS | 29% | 21 |
| #12 | Lulu | 22% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | PePe on LSD | 10 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Emsy | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | h1p | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | exitinG | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exitinG | 527 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | FreeZ | 257 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Emsy | 153 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | h1p | 152 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | PePe on LSD | 137 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iboprofaxe | +8.94 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | h1p | +7.51 | 90 | 52 |
| #3 | PePe on LSD | +6.32 | 91 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ h1dd3n | +5.62 | 94 | 50 |
| #5 | FreeZ | +4.78 | 87 | 56 |





