








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2185 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,864 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | strijkijzer | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | tem | 46% | 50 |
| #7 | Mar | 39% | 33 |
| #8 | naur1g_wallhacks | 27% | 15 |
| #9 | Lucy | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JRDazzl | 14 | 0.0270 |
| #2 | tem | 13 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | strijkijzer | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Mar | 7 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | naur1g_wallhacks | 6 | 0.0214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tem | 310 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #2 | strijkijzer | 110 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | JRDazzl | 86 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | naur1g_wallhacks | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | xSyyG | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JRDazzl | +3.90 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | Mrec | +3.40 | 44 | 61 |
| #3 | xSyyG | +1.51 | 63 | 15 |
| #4 | Lucy | -0.22 | 58 | 8 |
| #5 | Mar | -0.70 | 16 | 2 |





