








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8036 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2676 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 8829 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4808 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,677,493 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reeezy | 88% | 77 |
| #2 | DenisJ | 86% | 106 |
| #3 | wyd u up? | 85% | 87 |
| #4 | Maermin | 84% | 92 |
| #5 | SirSaton | 59% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reeezy | 88% | 77 |
| #2 | DenisJ | 86% | 106 |
| #3 | wyd u up? | 85% | 87 |
| #4 | Maermin | 84% | 92 |
| #5 | SirSaton | 59% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wyd u up? | 14 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | SirSaton | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Reeezy | 13 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | DenisJ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Maermin | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirSaton | 538 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Reeezy | 129 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | DenisJ | 64 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | wyd u up? | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Maermin | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wyd u up? | +5.39 | 93 | 31 |
| #2 | Reeezy | +4.72 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | echo | +4.25 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | DenisJ | +4.04 | 84 | 41 |
| #5 | Maermin | +0.89 | 81 | 29 |





