








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2397 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2995 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3328 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2421 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,085,907 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenisJ | 77% | 26 |
| #2 | wyd u up? | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | echo | 59% | 318 |
| #4 | echo | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenisJ | 77% | 26 |
| #2 | wyd u up? | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | echo | 59% | 318 |
| #4 | echo | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | echo | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | wyd u up? | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | 478 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | echo | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | wyd u up? | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | DenisJ | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echo | +4.51 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | echo | +4.09 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | wyd u up? | +3.91 | 86 | 19 |
| #4 | DenisJ | -0.58 | 77 | 46 |
| #5 | SirSaton | -1.26 | 49 | 53 |





