








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4078 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4240 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3672 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,749 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2096 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skyline | 27 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | ZeLittle | 25 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Fear | 21 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | DarKNinjA | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | W | 14 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarKNinjA | 417 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | skyline | 203 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | W | 196 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | ZeLittle | 183 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fear | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W | +2.92 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | DarKNinjA | +2.24 | 57 | 63 |
| #3 | Bagre_plus | +1.82 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | ZeLittle | +0.13 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | Fear | -0.31 | 49 | 47 |





