








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1500 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2528 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2296 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,145 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DarKNinjA | 49% | 98 |
| #4 | Bagre_plus | 46% | 147 |
| #5 | eclipseNTC | 44% | 36 |
| #6 | skyline | 42% | 97 |
| #7 | Viking | 40% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bagre_plus | 35 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | skyline | 18 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | DarKNinjA | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | eclipseNTC | 10 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | Fear | 9 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bagre_plus | 467 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | DarKNinjA | 347 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | skyline | 206 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fear | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | eclipseNTC | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarKNinjA | +2.79 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | Bagre_plus | +1.26 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | ZeLittle | +0.92 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | Fear | -0.40 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | eclipseNTC | -2.79 | 35 | 49 |





