








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1742 | 28% |
| Smokes | 625 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2203 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1579 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $360,514 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | BMW ENYOJE | 61% | 105 |
| #3 | hansen | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Nicki BROO | 57% | 61 |
| #5 | Free Diddy | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | BMW ENYOJE | 61% | 105 |
| #3 | hansen | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Nicki BROO | 57% | 61 |
| #5 | Free Diddy | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW ENYOJE | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Nicki BROO | 8 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW ENYOJE | 292 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Nicki BROO | 166 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Free Diddy | 117 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 75 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | hansen | 38 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW ENJOYE | +3.74 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Nicki BROO | +1.78 | 48 | 35 |
| #3 | hansen | +0.58 | 55 | 46 |
| #4 | Free Diddy | +0.22 | 64 | 39 |
| #5 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | +0.02 | 43 | 42 |





