








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1927 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1296 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 726 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,160 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | hansen | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | BMW ENJOYE | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Free Diddy | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | hansen | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | BMW ENJOYE | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Free Diddy | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW ENJOYE | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Free Diddy | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | hansen | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Free Diddy | 325 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | BMW ENJOYE | 270 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | 133 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | hansen | 70 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicki BROO | +1.98 | 56 | 40 |
| #2 | hansen | +0.50 | 56 | 49 |
| #3 | BMW ENJOYE | +0.39 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Free Diddy | +0.35 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | Kai Cenat Rizz Skibidi Toilet | +0.08 | 43 | 41 |





