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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,446 | |
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2237 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5367 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2111 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3635 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,817 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toma | 77% | 48 |
| #2 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 60% | 60 |
| #3 | antto :P | 56% | 196 |
| #4 | RikuP | 53% | 553 |
| #5 | elle | 50% | 577 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toma | +12.67 | 90 | 78 |
| #2 | RikuP | +4.50 | 67 | 49 |
| #3 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | +4.44 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | antto :P | +4.09 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | elle | -1.94 | 46 | 49 |





