








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,341 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2567 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2266 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1365 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1694 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,067 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antto :P | 88% | 48 |
| #2 | RikuP | 80% | 79 |
| #3 | elle | 78% | 82 |
| #4 | Annikajulia_ | 77% | 48 |
| #5 | stepaa | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RikuP | 80% | 79 |
| #3 | elle | 78% | 82 |
| #4 | Annikajulia_ | 77% | 48 |
| #5 | stepaa | 70% | 10 |
| #6 | jupe | 69% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RikuP | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | jupe | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | elle | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | antto :P | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Annikajulia_ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antto :P | 241 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | elle | 209 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | RikuP | 163 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | jupe | 133 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Annikajulia_ | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toma | +7.69 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | jupe | +2.55 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | antto :P | +1.47 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | RikuP | +0.72 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | stepaa | +0.63 | 93 | 76 |





