








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 884 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Wingman | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 928 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2126 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2144 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,431,291 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claydoe46 | 49% | 223 |
| #2 | Shadowpath7 | 48% | 478 |
| #3 | DarkRanger37 | 47% | 190 |
| #4 | Mr_Dumpy | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claydoe46 | 49% | 223 |
| #2 | Shadowpath7 | 48% | 478 |
| #3 | DarkRanger37 | 47% | 190 |
| #4 | Mr_Dumpy | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claydoe46 | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Shadowpath7 | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | DarkRanger37 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Mr_Dumpy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowpath7 | 407 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | Claydoe46 | 270 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | DarkRanger37 | 194 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mr_Dumpy | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MckNinja | +3.54 | 68 | 31 |
| #2 | Claydoe46 | -0.72 | 29 | 59 |
| #3 | Shadowpath7 | -1.74 | 33 | 52 |
| #4 | Mr_Dumpy | -4.25 | 28 | 26 |
| #5 | DarkRanger37 | -5.21 | 19 | 29 |





