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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,396 | |
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 30% |
| Smokes | 29 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 50 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $39,736 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paakkola | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Paarma | Twitch | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | elmerixx64 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | nalle | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | CoVid-19 | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nalle | +6.27 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | elmerixx64 | +2.82 | 65 | 26 |
| #3 | Paarma | Twitch | +1.61 | 46 | 59 |
| #4 | CoVid-19 | +0.27 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Paakkola | -0.11 | 57 | 33 |





