








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 34% |
| Smokes | 170 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1233 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,801 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thejahre | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Haksutin | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | zesmari | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | jespawaa | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | ✪Jona | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mickey house | 187 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | CoVid-19 | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Paarma | Twitch | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Haksutin | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪Jona | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thejahre | +4.64 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | ✪Jona | +0.98 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Haksutin | +0.51 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | elmerixx64 | +0.01 | 69 | 39 |
| #5 | zesmari | -0.30 | 47 | 39 |





