








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3395 | 35% |
| Smokes | 518 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 3264 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2535 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,317 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | Google Maps | 59% | 229 |
| #3 | Sylvester Stalin | 54% | 149 |
| #4 | NylesRunner | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | Google Maps | 59% | 229 |
| #3 | Sylvester Stalin | 54% | 149 |
| #4 | NylesRunner | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Google Maps | 82 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | NylesRunner | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Sylvester Stalin | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylvester Stalin | 283 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Google Maps | 252 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | NylesRunner | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver | +2.82 | 33 | 42 |
| #2 | Google Maps | +1.07 | 46 | 22 |
| #3 | Sylvester Stalin | -0.24 | 30 | 44 |
| #4 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | -1.23 | 22 | 13 |
| #5 | NylesRunner | -3.06 | 7 | 37 |





