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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 207 | 46% |
| Smokes | 80 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 107 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 60 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,381 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Frontman | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | NylesRunner | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Silver | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Sylvester Stalin | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Google Maps | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Frontman | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | NylesRunner | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Silver | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Sylvester Stalin | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Google Maps | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Google Maps | 8 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Silver | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | The Frontman | 2 | 0.0189 |
| #4 | Sylvester Stalin | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | NylesRunner | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Google Maps | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sylvester Stalin | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | NylesRunner | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | The Frontman | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver | +2.99 | 25 | 42 |
| #2 | Sylvester Stalin | +0.59 | 19 | 44 |
| #3 | The Frontman | +0.43 | 6 | 54 |
| #4 | Google Maps | +0.06 | 43 | 19 |
| #5 | 𝕮𝕬𝕾𝕾𝕬 | -1.64 | 21 | 13 |





