








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1371 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3728 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2527 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,274 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็ | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Zerta | 51% | 141 |
| #6 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 50% | 220 |
| #7 | Kinhou | 50% | 153 |
| #8 | Shaike | 48% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerta | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Kinhou | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | roBlyatcat | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Shaike | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 300 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zerta | 258 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | roBlyatcat | 197 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Shaike | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | jeyress | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roBlyatcat | +8.96 | 67 | 82 |
| #2 | Zerta | +7.54 | 67 | 77 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็ | +3.48 | 37 | 52 |
| #4 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | +2.15 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | jeyress | +0.94 | 16 | 37 |





