








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 598 | 24% |
| Smokes | 667 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 535 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 721 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,884 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roBlyatcat | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Zerta | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็ | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | RysM | 48% | 114 |
| #5 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 47% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zerta | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็ | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | RysM | 48% | 114 |
| #5 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 47% | 116 |
| #6 | Kinhou | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | RysM | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Zerta | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Kinhou | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็ | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | 136 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | roBlyatcat | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zerta | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | RysM | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็ | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roBlyatcat | +9.00 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | Zerta | +7.60 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็ | +3.58 | 47 | 44 |
| #4 | Le Braquemard de la Caravane | +2.07 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Shaike | -1.32 | 17 | 40 |





