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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2385 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2928 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2644 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,064,154 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turn it to wumbo | 54% | 162 |
| #2 | Phoenixx | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | BigT | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | B4CON | 47% | 244 |
| #5 | Gforce | 46% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Phoenixx | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | BigT | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | B4CON | 47% | 244 |
| #5 | Gforce | 46% | 89 |
| #6 | Ace1001playzTTV | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turn it to wumbo | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | B4CON | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Gforce | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Ace1001playzTTV | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Phoenixx | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B4CON | 219 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | Turn it to wumbo | 162 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ace1001playzTTV | 108 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gforce | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | BigT | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turn it to wumbo | +3.53 | 61 | 43 |
| #2 | BigT | +3.31 | 65 | 40 |
| #3 | B4CON | +1.07 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | Reddy | -0.56 | 30 | 55 |
| #5 | Phoenixx | -0.83 | 73 | 48 |





