








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 25% |
| Smokes | 611 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 502 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,651 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turn it to wumbo | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | B4CON | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Reddy | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | BigT | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Phoenixx | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reddy | 201 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | B4CON | 129 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Phoenixx | 102 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ace1001playzTTV | 94 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Turn it to wumbo | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigT | +4.77 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | Turn it to wumbo | +3.87 | 57 | 46 |
| #3 | B4CON | +2.47 | 58 | 43 |
| #4 | Reddy | -0.29 | 34 | 53 |
| #5 | Phoenixx | -0.51 | 78 | 52 |





