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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 14% |
| Smokes | 856 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 755 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 782 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $913,248 of utility $279 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LH | 39% | 18 |
| #7 | Lukkis | 37% | 46 |
| #8 | VapiC:) | 36% | 33 |
| #9 | Beaster | 28% | 18 |
| #10 | Tuke | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sl1m | 16 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | VapiC:) | 7 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Lukkis | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Arjerr | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | LH | 6 | 0.0160 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sl1m | 182 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Beaster | 116 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | VapiC:) | 98 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | -sharpyS | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arjerr | 67 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sl1m | +2.26 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | Beaster | +2.03 | 70 | 51 |
| #3 | Tuke | +1.52 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | Lukkis | +1.34 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | -sharpyS | +1.10 | 64 | 54 |





