








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2125 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1426 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,366 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | himas, kui? Lauriih | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | ☢♕Legend♕☢ | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Jortari | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Wanukas | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | LH | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Maatuska | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | Rouni | 37% | 27 |
| #13 | tuulessa | 33% | 21 |
| #14 | Lukkis | 29% | 24 |
| #15 | Weedy | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VapiC:) | 20 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | tuulessa | 9 | 0.0214 |
| #3 | Arjerr | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Lukkis | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Rouni | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VapiC:) | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Arjerr | 84 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | tuulessa | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | kiaauu | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☢♕Legend♕☢ | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukkis | +2.80 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | ☢♕Legend♕☢ | +2.74 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | tuulessa | +1.90 | 92 | 47 |
| #4 | Beaster | +1.89 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | Wanukas | +0.85 | 57 | 32 |





