








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5553 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4748 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3681 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4563 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,329,845 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1045 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dickdog industries🐶 | +5.49 | 78 | 24 |
| #2 | Vxktrr | +3.95 | 29 | 15 |
| #3 | 🐤Katy Perry🐤 | +3.21 | 34 | 42 |
| #4 | Not1ce | +2.24 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | Retro | +2.04 | 52 | 58 |





