








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1519 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1367 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1972 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,963,116 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dickdog industries🐶 | +4.80 | 80 | 22 |
| #2 | Vlad The Impregnator | +4.01 | 36 | 23 |
| #3 | Vxktrr | +2.64 | 26 | 20 |
| #4 | Retro | +2.62 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | Not1ce | +2.57 | 54 | 63 |





