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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2323 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1505 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 957 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,108 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSaNe | 46% | 41 |
| #2 | CptZebra | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | ♥ 狮子座 ♥ *********** | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | Short the VIX | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSaNe | 46% | 41 |
| #2 | CptZebra | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | ♥ 狮子座 ♥ *********** | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | Short the VIX | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSaNe | 17 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | CptZebra | 10 | 0.0292 |
| #3 | ♥ 狮子座 ♥ *********** | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSaNe | 504 | 0.63 | 13 min |
| #2 | CptZebra | 91 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♥ 狮子座 ♥ *********** | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Short the VIX | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSaNe | +2.49 | 43 | 72 |
| #2 | Z9inIx | +0.77 | 47 | 76 |
| #3 | CptZebra | -0.56 | 66 | 38 |
| #4 | ♥ 狮子座 ♥ *********** | -1.49 | 61 | 38 |
| #5 | Short the VIX | -2.07 | 56 | 49 |





