








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3681 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4367 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3272 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3185 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,047 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Günter | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | Ich bin GROOT | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Overnight | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Veruckterhund | 51% | 123 |
| #5 | Tonfred Schulz | 51% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumahunter | +2.34 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | Overnight | +0.97 | 59 | 25 |
| #3 | Ich bin GROOT | -0.35 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | Tonfred Schulz | -0.47 | 41 | 54 |
| #5 | Veruckterhund | -0.60 | 32 | 66 |





