








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14783 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6945 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8068 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7414 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,345,787 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woß - derank service | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | Pumahunter | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | Ich bin GROOT | 46% | 298 |
| #4 | nero | 43% | 99 |
| #5 | Veruckterhund | 42% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonfred Schulz | 66 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Ich bin GROOT | 21 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Milch | 18 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Adrian | 17 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Günter | 14 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumahunter | +4.22 | 56 | 62 |
| #2 | woß - derank service | +3.06 | 57 | 42 |
| #3 | nero | +2.21 | 53 | 63 |
| #4 | Reaper🗿⃤⃢🍷™ | +1.84 | 25 | 51 |
| #5 | Ich bin GROOT | +1.72 | 52 | 51 |





