








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 931 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6369 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3747 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3564 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3275 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,414 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Jerzyk | 51% | 125 |
| #6 | z1llahh | 48% | 42 |
| #7 | SexyJuba | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | venkula | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Tino | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerzyk | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | #TUNGTUNGPEEK | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | SexyJuba | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Brandon L. [UK] *britishairways | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Tino | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vasenlaituri | +2.33 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | #TUNGTUNGPEEK | +1.45 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | Brandon L. [UK] *britishairways | +0.58 | 56 | 40 |
| #4 | z1llahh | -0.30 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | ✈ t ค r d j σ ♈ | -0.37 | 53 | 68 |





