








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 787 matches | ||
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9279 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10043 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11048 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7400 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,257,285 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invadazoidX | 58% | 126 |
| #2 | WhiskeyBurp | 55% | 107 |
| #3 | ReKILL | 55% | 229 |
| #4 | DaKNIGHT | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invadazoidX | 58% | 126 |
| #2 | WhiskeyBurp | 55% | 107 |
| #3 | ReKILL | 55% | 229 |
| #4 | DaKNIGHT | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReKILL | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | WhiskeyBurp | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | invadazoidX | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | DaKNIGHT | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invadazoidX | 1010 | 0.37 | 26 min |
| #2 | ReKILL | 766 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | WhiskeyBurp | 106 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | DaKNIGHT | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReKILL | +2.96 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | invadazoidX | +1.47 | 44 | 74 |
| #3 | AdxR4HUL | +1.11 | 42 | 54 |
| #4 | WhiskeyBurp | -2.06 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | DaKNIGHT | -2.07 | 11 | 41 |





