








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1054 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2402 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4863 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7908 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 5422 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,844,653 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 69 Dollar Ethereum | 50% | 84 |
| #2 | invadazoidX | 48% | 130 |
| #3 | ReKILL | 48% | 471 |
| #4 | DAD 2 (EZ) | 48% | 204 |
| #5 | Av3nG3R | 47% | 343 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Av3nG3R | 47% | 343 |
| #6 | WhiskeyBurp | 45% | 302 |
| #7 | DAD (EZ) | 45% | 140 |
| #8 | ReKILL | 44% | 202 |
| #9 | Goblin | 42% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReKILL | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Goblin | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ReKILL | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Av3nG3R | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | DAD 2 (EZ) | 11 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReKILL | 1400 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | DAD 2 (EZ) | 1020 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #3 | Av3nG3R | 931 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | DAD (EZ) | 837 | 0.30 | 19 min |
| #5 | invadazoidX | 820 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReKILL | +4.11 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | ReKILL | +3.32 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | 69 Dollar Ethereum | +1.17 | 49 | 59 |
| #4 | invadazoidX | +1.04 | 44 | 67 |
| #5 | DAD 2 (EZ) | -0.27 | 31 | 53 |





