








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4239 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1971 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4520 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,549,713 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gedknee | 240 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kinoly | 239 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hosym | 179 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | superschmeat | 149 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zembii | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | +4.02 | 87 | 43 |
| #2 | Zembii | +3.41 | 85 | 43 |
| #3 | Kinoly | +1.78 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Hosym | +1.67 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | superschmeat | +0.56 | 53 | 38 |





