








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 663 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 11% |
| Smokes | 4530 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4877 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4665 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,999,164 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart09871 | 64% | 53 |
| #2 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | 62% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart09871 | 64% | 53 |
| #2 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | 62% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | 35 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Stinkyfishfart09871 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | 810 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | Stinkyfishfart09871 | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinkyfishfart09871 | +6.10 | 89 | 47 |
| #2 | Stinkyfishfart69841 | +4.43 | 89 | 46 |
| #3 | superschmeat | +1.30 | 54 | 37 |





