








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2923 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1426 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2201 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,779 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | fuNy# | 59% | 27 |
| #8 | 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕩 | 58% | 92 |
| #9 | CruX! | 49% | 67 |
| #10 | Lexor | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | bambam | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DyN4MiiC | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | CruX! | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | DreamLive | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Passi | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | bambam | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DyN4MiiC | 340 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | DreamLive | 330 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | Passi | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕩 | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | #RBZB! YoGurT | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Passi | +3.36 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | MoRiZ15 | +3.28 | 90 | 52 |
| #3 | DyN4MiiC | +1.18 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕩 | +0.85 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | DreamLive | +0.67 | 67 | 69 |





