








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 917 | 52% |
| Smokes | 25 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $371,050 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChillOutGamer | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Not the average guy | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ก๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐ | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | ยง | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | sankaba | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChillOutGamer | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Not the average guy | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ก๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐ | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | ยง | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | sankaba | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ยง | 11 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | ChillOutGamer | 9 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ก๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐ | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Not the average guy | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | sankaba | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ยง | 197 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Not the average guy | 84 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #3 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ก๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐ | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ChillOutGamer | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | sankaba | 24 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not the average guy | +3.76 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | ยง | +3.61 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | ChillOutGamer | +2.95 | 68 | 30 |
| #4 | Litumdu | +1.76 | 56 | 26 |
| #5 | sankaba | +0.42 | 32 | 49 |





